I’m babysitting and my sister keeps jumping on and off the couch so I yelled DO NOT COME ON THIS COUCH and then died laughing for like 8 minutes because I said cum
I’m babysitting and my sister keeps jumping on and off the couch so I yelled DO NOT COME ON THIS COUCH and then died laughing for like 8 minutes because I said cum
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(Source: teeenagekickz)
OMFG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKS GOING FORWARD AND I WAS JUST CHECKING TIME AND IT WAS 2.59 AND IT TURNED 4 AM AND I THOUGHT I TRAVELED IN TIME AND SKIPPED AN HOUR AFTER FREAKING OUT FOR 10 MINUTES I TRIED TO CONCENTRATE AND TRAVEL IN TIME ONCE AGAIN UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON AND NOW IM CRYING
do u ever regret making a post at 4 am
or was it 3 am?
no it was 4 am u see that’s why i was confused
You are so beautiful. Like, if poop was very beautiful, I would compare you to said beautiful poop. <3from Anonymous
Stahp. Omg you’re too sweet! I miss you a ton okayizzle.